odeerly:

Lea: That wasn’t supposed to be funny. That was my serious moment. Now, I’m going to do it again, and I want you all to cry.

justcallmemad:

rachel: and now i just keep having nightmares of all the mother’s of all the little baby chicks coming after me for revenge.
puck: ugh, this bull- finn, mike, matt, come with me.
finn: right on. it’s time for less talking and more punching.
mr. schue: hey, what’s going on?
finn: we’re on our way to go all braveheart on vocal adrealine.
mr. schue: no, guys, violence is never the answer.
puck: oh, it is when the question is “what’s the best way to mess up that jesse’s kids face?!”
kurt: mr. schue, rachel’s one of us. we’re the only ones who get to humiliate her.

summerroberts:

“i thought jews were supposed to be smart”

amariiie:

“See you punks at Regionals.”

Glee 1.21 - Funk.

gleeky:

PUCK: Everyone knows this is going to come down to me. Revenge, fear, the merciless infliction of pain… these are my kingdoms. The first time I gave a wedgie to a kid I was four years old. Finn and I may still hate each other for some reason, but we both know that defending the honour of New Directions is going to be our dirty job.

cheeredup:

Puck: “Now I feel like the guy who lost all his hair, and then lost all his strength.” 
Santana: “Samson?”
Puck: “Agassi.”