scarletglasses:

Rachel: Noah, I know you’re in here! Do you always make it a habit to use the washroom after every performance? Does performing make you nervous? Didn’t you know that holding your pee affects your singing? This is Nationals you know. Also, I’d like to inquire as to why you need to use the girls’ washroom. I mean, honestly Noah.
Noah: Quit your yapping Rachel, christ, can’t a man change in peace? *zipper noises*
Rachel: *scrunches nose* Why can’t you do that in the boys washroom?
Noah: Stinks in there.
Rachel: Oh. Can I ask you something else?
Noah: Can’t exactly stop you.
Rachel: Why does it feel like you’re mad at me? Is it because of…
Noah: Duh. You totally cost us Nationals, not to mention you’re letting Finn screw you over again. Good job, I wish you guys the best of luck.
Rachel: Why are you being like this, weren’t you the one who tried to set us up on that date?
Noah: Aren’t I always the one who actually tries to make you happy and take care of you?
Rachel: Noah…
Noah: Forget it, Rachel. I’m kind of used to this, and I don’t expect anything to change.