haleydunphy:

Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! Look everyone, a boy in the girl’s bathroom! Noah Puckerman get out this instant or I shall call the Principal, you pervert!
Puck: Hum. Chill out. You… geek! We are in glee club together, that one place where people sing and dance like freaks for no apparent reason. And, uhh… I need to talk to you about our week’s assignment! I can’t get it out of my head, I’m having trouble concentrating. Cause it’s so hard, it’s really really hard, and I can’t concentrate. And it’s all I can think about during class, on my way home, before I go to sleep, during dinner, football practice…
Rachel: OKAY I get it, you need help.
Puck: Yeah, I think we need to rehearse together. Like right now, I need your help like right this instant. Cause it’s so hard, Berry. It’s really all sorts of hard, it’s unbelieva-
Rachel: Okay shut up, they are all gone. What were you thinking Noah? I know I told to come meet me but can’t you check to see if there’s people in here before getting in? That’s just common sense. And you think you’re funny with your little innuendos? Do you want us to get caught? Is that what you want?
Puck: Babe, while I do love you all riled up are you sure you really want to argue right now? We only have thirty minutes…
Rachel: […] Okay good point, let’s go.

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