scarletglasses:

Rachel: Hello Noah, how may I help you?
Puck: That’s it? No ‘Noah that performance made me suitably ready for any advances of the sexual kind you may make’ or ‘Puckerman, closet. Now.’
Rachel: Excuse me?
Puck: I saw you, you totally dug my bieb’ moves.
Rachel: -giggles- Um… Noah…
Puck: You know you love it. It’s okay if you’re shy babe, I can work with that.
Rachel: Truthfully, I think you look absolutely ridiculous.
Puck: What?! Come on. I’m like 100% sure Sam and the others are getting in some action right now. Damn. 
Rachel: Take off the wig and then maybe we can talk. Have a good day Noah.